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[Jan. 25th, 2004|05:21 pm] |
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Last night was hideously boring. We did NOTHING. I'm not saying names...0_o er, yeah. School sucks ass, i Have to go back tomorrow. I was dragged off to some random jewish ceremony two nights a go, lol. New doll, to ^_^
Beautimus. |
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| Lardy |
[Jan. 23rd, 2004|07:12 pm] |
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| Ginny's Mum has got It Going On |
[Jan. 12th, 2004|07:24 pm] |
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New HP Parody :D
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, or the original lyrics of Ginny's Mum. I own a nice box of cheerios.
Ginny’s Mum
By Fountains of Butterbeer
(actually clare but hey)
Ginny's mum has got it goin' on
Ginny's mum has got it goin' on
Ginny's mum has got it goin' on
Ginny's mum has got it goin' on
Ginny, can I come over after scho-oo-ool? (after school)
We can hang around by the quidditch pi-ii-iiitch (quidditch pitch)
Did your mum get back from her shopping trip? (shopping trip)
Is she there, or is she trying to give me the slip? (give me the slip)
You know, I'm not the little wizard that I used to be
I'm all grown up now, baby can't you see
Ginny's mum has got it goin' on
She's all I want and I’ve waited for so long
Ginny, can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Ginny's mum
Ginny's mum has got it goin' on
Ginny's mum has got it goin' on
Ginny, do you remember when I degnomed your lawn? (degnomed your lawn)
Your mum came out with just a robe on (robe on)
I could tell she liked me from the way she glared
And the way she pointed, "You missed a gnome over there"
And I know that you think it's just a fantasy
But since your dad spazzed out, your mum could use a guy like me
Ginny's mum has got it goin' on
She's all I want, and I've waited so long
Ginny, can't you see you're just not the witch for me
I know it might be wrong,
but I'm in love with Ginny's mum |
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| Uh There's a pimp around! |
[Jan. 9th, 2004|09:11 pm] |
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Haha, I forgot to put this in the last entry. Our priciple dragged us out of third period, which was a good thing to talk to us about how haven must get off the watch list. No shit. I drew the entire time, lol. It was hilarious when he said. "Students. There is a pimp at the school." everyne laughed, as expected. So did I lol. Then he went on to say how the police called him about it XDD by this point i was laughing so hard i was on the floor. Then in french I was asking people about it and from my so called sources there are two suspcts.
*sings Beyonce*
Damnit, I need grammar help like whoa. My story didn't get accepted into Riddikulus for the second time. I suck. |
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| Hey! |
[Jan. 9th, 2004|09:06 pm] |
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| | WGN News at Nine | ] |
Whoo, I'm full. I ate Thai food at home, went to Marianne's and had Pizza, then I drank some apple juice, nummy! Crap, the welcoming feast @ Spllcast has started, and I need to post. If you like HP rpg's this one is just starting and it's fun :D
Here is some of my New fanfiction!
The Secret Diaries of Voldemort, Chapter Two
Day 13 – Squirrel taught his first class today. Ah, my little host is growing up! This is slightly depressing; I think I am becoming a bit asttached to Squirrel.
P.S. One of the kids in class was Lucius’s son, Draco. He has a nice ass!
Evil Meter: 98%
Day 78 – Made Squirrel let a troll into the dungeons. It was quite funny until some poor kid with red hair knocked him out with his own club. I have to remember to ask for a troll with a brain next time.
Evil Meter: 87%
Day 120 – Watched a Quidditch game between Slytherin and Gryffindor. Squirrel started putting a curse on Harry’s broom and then Snape (!!!) started the counter curse! When I am resurrected he is gonna be sooooooo dead.
Evil Meter: 76%
Day 139 – Snape is gonna be killed like whoa. Not only is he a traitor but a perv too! He tried to “make moves” on me when he was threatening me/Squirrel in the forest. Why doesn’t he go fuck a student or something?
Evil Meter: 65% (I’m freaked out like whoa)
Day 156 – Went to library to research how to resurrect things.
Evil Meter: 99%
Day 157 – Unicorn’s blood, oOoh!
Evil Meter: 87%
Day 168 – Made Squirrel go to Forbidden Forest to kill a unicorn. I swear, he must have
attracted them better then girls when he was in school. Slightly disturbing when you look at it.
Evil Meter: 100%
Day 190 – Found a porno mag in the hallway! Score!
Day 192 – Went out for some unicorn’s blood and ended up bumping into Harry Potter
trying to pull some moves on Draco Malfoy. Almost killed him but then the Rescuer That Always Appears To Save the Hero Before the Climax appeared. Darn.
Day 215 – Squirrel was “playing” with the Squid. He sickens me.
Day 245 – OoOoh a Sorcerer’s Stone! Sounds fun, I’m going to get it.
Day 246 – Devil’s Snare: Check. Key Room: Check. Chess Set: Check. Logic Puzzle: Check (Snape is so predictable!) Mirror: Not Check. Reincarnation: Not check. Potter Dead: Not Check. Pulling a
Jesus is harder then it seems. Hmph. And I’m still disembodied, damnit.
Evil Meter: 13%
Here is the Secret Diaries of Draco Malfoy, part 1.
The Very Secret Diaries of Draco Malfoy
Day 0 - Just out of mum’s womb. The Dark Lord just got his ass beat by a baby. LAME! If he ever gets resurrected I am so not becoming a minion.
Day 1 – Went to shops with dad for school things. Got fitted for a very lovely light pink robe with white trim. A guy with black hair and glass was checking out my ass.
Day 3 – Taunted Weasley on train about clothing, money, family, dick size, etc. Oh yeah, got into Slytherin as predicted. A very productive day.
P.S. The boy with the black hair and glasses is Harry Potter!
Day 4 – Found evil minions. Their names are Cradd and Boyle or something like that. They need serious style help. (I mean, faded black HIGHWATER robes?
Gag me with a spoon!)
Day 5 – Met Professor Quirrel. He is quite a nervous guy. Was it me or was he wearing Eau de Garlique? That was out of style ages ago!
Day 15 – Flying lessons with Gryffindor. Stole Neville’s ball and made Harry catch it. He was definitely trying to catch a peek up my robes when he flew past!!! Luckily I keep my pants to tight for that.
Day 16 – Potions lesson today! Mr. I look Up Guys Robes got in trouble haha. Forced Snape to stop making moves on me after class. I don’t care if I get all A’s, no greasy professor is gonna touch this fine butt.
P.S. Pansy can really ride a broom! J
Day 23 – Turns out it wasn’t Pansy. It was Blaise Zabini. I cry. (A/N Usually I think that Blaise is a girl, but for the sake of the plot he is a boy.)
Day 56 – Potter is a seeker for Gryffindor, the brat. I hate him. I wonder how good wood will feel about him being on the team after Harry tries to look up HIS robes.
Day 190 – Got caught reading porn late at night. Luckily I made up some stupid story about a dragon flying around and as it turns out Potter had something to do with it.
Sadly I must serve detention with them AND I lost my magazine.
Day 192 – Went to Forbidden Forest last night for Detention. Hagrid had me pared with Neville until I played a trick on him and got switched to Harry. Just like I suspected he asked Hagrid to switch us so he could try to do something. Luckily Being of Ultimate Terror showed up in the nick of time.
Mwheee! Now to post my beautiful Chat Engaged.
Dumbledore thinks that Hogwarts should become more up to date on muggle technology, so he creates a computer lab that is available for students and professors. And of course, the computers run on magic, not electricity – which would cause them to malfunction. So, lets see what the perverted minds of Hogwarts are up to?
Hermione walked into the computer lab, scanning the tops of the small cubicles. She could make anyone out, really. She spied an empty computer and sat down. Hmm, she thought, eyeing the controls a bit skeptically. She never really used computers at home, all she heard about them from her dad was “BLOODY MACHINE! WHY DON”T YOU WORK!” followed by numerous crashes. So, naturally, she was a tad cautious. But it did run on magic, so how bad could it be.
She used the mouse to browse through her options. Oh, this looks interesting, she said, clicking on a program that said “Chat Hogwarts”. A window popped up, asking for her screen name. A screen name, she thought. What was it? Oh. An alias so people don’t know who you are. She typed it in.
Login Name: HerMyOhNinny
Password: ******
I wonder who is here. She wondered, looking at the list of screen names.
Logged In:
Sevviekins
TabbyCat10
TheBoyWhoLived
superWENCH
bIgPiMp023
ILoseToads
HerMyOhNinny
Faithfulsidekick
HerMyOhNinny enters chat.
Sevviekins: Hey Tabby ^^
TabbyCat01: Hello Sevviekins
Sevviekins: a/s/l???
bIgPiMp023: Any ladies looking for a good time, press 33
TheBoyWhoLived: superWENCH who r u?
superWENCH: who r u????
bIgPiMp023: Any ladies looking for a good time, press 33
bIgPiMp023: Any ladies looking for a good time, press 33
TheBoyWhoLived: I think my sn xplains that
superWENCH: im a little slow
TheBoyWhoLived: I must keep my id secret so the de’s don’t get me
superWENCH: de’s?
bIgPiMp023: Any ladies looking for a good time, press 33
TheBoyWhoLived: deatheaters
superWENCH: o i c
superWENCH: omg i just remembered de’s killed my b/f! we were like bf and gf foreva! i HATE them!
bIgPiMp023: Any ladies looking for a good time, press 33
bIgPiMp023: Any ladies looking for a good time, press 33
bIgPiMp023: Any ladies looking for a good time, press 33
ILoseToads:33
bIgPiMp023: wat house r u in ILoseToads??
ILoseToads: Gryffindor
bIgPiMp023: neville u r not a fucking girl ok? This is like the third goddamn time that i have to tell u i do not liek guyz ok? jeezuz!
ILoseToads: im sry i just want u so bad
bIgPiMp023: y??!!!
ILoseToads: i want 2 live up 2 my daddy William the SpoogeHunter
ILoseToads: and then i will be Neville SpoogeHunter
ILoseToads: wuldn’t that be kewl?
TheBoyWhoLived: u r so fucking scary Neville
Sevviekins: neva eva come 2 my class again
TabbyCat01 leaves the chat.
bIgPiMp023: Any ladies looking for a good time, press 33
ILoseToads: 33
ILoseToads: 33
ILoseToads: 33
ILoseToads: 33
bIgPiMp023 has chosen to block ILoseToads
ILoseToads: What the hell, can he do that?
bIgPiMp023: Haha just watch me sucker!
bIgPiMp023: shit.
FaithfulSidekick: hey bIgPiMp023 i no that wuz u with my sister in the hallway I saw u!!!
bIgPiMp023: hey i cant help it if every single girl in that skool lieks me
bIgPiMp023: *smirk*
FaithfulSidekick: if I could I would beat u up
FaithfulSidekick: I should hex u
bIgPiMp023: u could try biznatch
bIgPiMp023: u could if u could afford a wand haha
FaithfulSidekick: shut up shut up shut up
FaithfulSidekick: hey HerMyOhNinny who r u ?
bIgPiMp023: a/s/l
Hermione blinked rapidly, surprised by the message. Quickly she typed back.
HerMyOhNinny: …I am no one you might no.
HerMyOhNinny: er, what does a/s/l mean?
bIgPiMp023: age, sex, location
HerMyOhNinny: Oh. 16/Female/Hogwarts
bIgPiMp023: hey! wanna go out sumtime?
bIgPiMp023: just press 33!
bIgPiMp023: just press 33
bIgPiMp023: just press 33
FaithfulSidekick: SHUT THE THE HELL UP!!!!!!!!!!!!
FaithfulSidekick: sry about that HerMyOhNee
FaithfulSidekick: we have lots of spammers here
HerMyOhNinny: Oh it’s ok.
FaithfulSidekick: so wat house r u in?
HerMyOhNinny: Gryffindor, you?
FaithfulSidekick: Same!
Hermione smiled to herself. FaithfulSidekick seemed sweet, and who ever he was he probably should be the hero, not the sidekick! Maybe she would see him at the table. She wish she culd see who he was but she couldn’t make anyone out by just the top of their head. But before she could type her answer another, smaller window popped up.
Sevviekins has engaged private chat with HerMyOhNinny.
Sevviekins: hey babe
HerMyOhNinny: Um, do I know you?
Sevviekins: of course u do Hermione!
Sevviekins: oh I c u everyday
HerMyOhNinny: who r u?
Sevviekins: no1 u would no
Sevviekins: hey wanna cyber
Sevviekins: ?
HerMyOhNinny has disconnected private chat with Sevviekins.
Luckily enough a Chat Safety sign was posted on the wall of her cubicle and Hermione knew well enough that “cybering” had a less than pleasant definition. Yuck. She closed the window and went back to the main chat.
bIgPiMp023: so five oclock @ the shrieking shack tomorrow?
superWENCH: ya! Bring the u no wats ok?
bIgPiMp023: i will
bIgPiMp023 has signed off.
Hermione’s eyes bugged open, deflated, and returned to normal size. No wonder her dad hateed computers! She clicked the X button in the corner and walked away.
HerMyOhNinny has signed off.
But from the corner of the room, FaithfulSidekick’s eyes followed her… |
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| Damnit, I ripped my pants. |
[Jan. 6th, 2004|04:40 pm] |
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Wow, my knee hurts. I got off the bus and WHAM tripped on ice, ripped my pants, and now I have a huge gash on my knee that hurts like a bitch. Fuckit. Becca couldn't come over i_i. Which is sad. By the way people, go to fanfiction.com and look up Ribanusa. Read my stories and review! Some of it sucks butt like whoa *coughAMERICANGRYFFINDORDONTREADITcough* Oh yeah and I submitted Well It Ain't the Dark Arts to Fiction Alley!!! WHEEE! Now I go to scan in artwork. |
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| Wonderful Picture |
[Jan. 3rd, 2004|08:59 pm] |
Basically, my parents had a chili party and was bored like whoa. So I made this. Free hand with a mouse, baby!
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| Harry Pottah! |
[Jan. 3rd, 2004|08:55 pm] |
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| [ | music |
| | Random Jazz | ] |
*giggle* I heart HP. Lol, Just wrote possibly the best fanfic of my life. Go to Fanfiction.net and search Ribanusa xD Then read Well It Aint the Dark Arts :) Its one of my best ^_^ American Gryffindor SUCKS BIG BUTT. Lol. Well, I wrote the Secret Diaries of Voldemort.
Day 1 - Pressured Peter Pettigrew into becoming secret keeper for the Potters. Now I can kill them, haha. And their little boy, too. Hahahaha.
Evil Meter: 101%
Day 2- Damnit. I got my ass beat by a baby. Stupid "love" protection charm/spell/thing. Now I'm living in the body of a goddamn snake.
Evil Meter: -43%
Day 4015 - Finally. I persuaded a retarded little guy named Squirrel into becoming my host. I live on the back of his head, which is not the best situation I admit. I
Evil Meter: 30%
Day 4016 - Even better - he is going teach at Hogwarts!!! I could wet myself if I had the parts to do it. Harry Potter, here I come!
Evil Meter: 85%
Day 4017 - Squirrel is a perv. I caught him jacking off before class. It's like, hello! I'm on the back of you friggin head, I know what your doing.
Evil Meter: 60% (Sad, but not as sad as what happened today.)
Day 1 - My lips are twitching in excitement. I suppose my foot or something like that would be twitching in excitement, but I have the problem of not having a body. I make Squirrel do everything, haha. We're going to Hogwarts :-)
Evil Meter: 98%
Day Two - At Hogwarts. Wheee!
Evil Meter: 120%
Day Three - Squirrel is wearing garlic. My frail facial complexion will not be able to stand it for long.
Evil Meter: 57%
Day Four - I really wish Squirrel would use sombrero or something other than a turban for a hat. Sombrero's are so nice, they might actually have air holes.
Evil Meter: 98%
Day Nine - Talked to Albus Dumbledore. Well, Squirrel did. He is totally acting like an old fart. God, he was like protect Harry this, watch Harry that. What is he, the boy's lover or something? Jeez.
Evil Meter: 97%
Ah, I can't have a goddamn sleepover with Becca. |
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| Count, Pull String, and Scream |
[Jan. 1st, 2004|12:23 am] |
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| | Shane Minor - Slave to the Habit | ] |
YAY Happy new years! I'm hanging out at Jordan's house after going to First Night Evanston :) with Marianne and Maura. We watched Hannah do Comedy Performance and I talked to Casey. Then we watched ComedySportz which was, er, interesting. lol. Now they are watching the Ring, which I don't want to see for the second time because i'm a lame, lol. So I'm on the computer playing Country Music on high xD.Why do people always rhyme November/Remember/December?
The grasshopper, if you push a button, lights up! |
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| *cries* |
[Dec. 29th, 2003|10:39 am] |
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I just finished reading an article about Bam, Iran. I'm going to go cry now. |
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| When the life gives you boredom, play pingpong |
[Dec. 29th, 2003|09:56 am] |
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| |  sleepy | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Josh Groban | ] |
MY family is in town. Like my cousin s from Ohio, anyway. My cousin Julia is like a good friend so it was cool but its kinda annoying becasue shes always so silent and crap around other people, lol. We ate pizza at my grandmas house two nights ago, all thew hiwl trying to escape gabby and hannah @_@ luckily Val the snob wasn't there, lol. Then Julia slept over xDD it was fun. Then at ten we went back to our Grandmas house because hannah #_# wanted to spend time with "older girls" it was like uuuuuuuhg. Then we went for coffee with Hannah following us. When we were back at the house she looked through Julia's purse?! I mean wtf! Then we saw Something's Gotta Give. I'm going to rate it.
1-10: 8
Why: Loose ends and Keanu Reaves being left hangin, G.
Good: Funny
Bad: Old people having sex x_x
Then i went home and slept slept slept. Lol. It was actually kinda cool with my cousin nick casue he likes anime and so do i so we talked more than normal. |
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| Ah, Fuckit. |
[Dec. 27th, 2003|11:52 am] |
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| |  frustrated | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Random Bach Arias (why the hell does my dad play these?!) | ] |
My friend Claire has a boyfriend named Tyler. I met him when I went to her church. I used to think he was hot but then i realized that sadly he wasn't. I never really liked him anyway so. I was talking to him o AIM and now he says he likes me. Which sucks so I told him I never likes him t/g. He made me say not to tell claire, which of course i am going to do as soon as claire gets online lol. You cant tell secrets to girls and not expect them to share it with there friends, no? God it was fucked. Oh well.
 Fox creature used for contest.
~Acidic Liquid |
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| hi |
[Dec. 26th, 2003|12:31 pm] |
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| | ur mother | ] |
becca is over xD whee!
Becca is the coolest peson - becca
thaaaat was becca. |
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| Fox Creature |
[Dec. 26th, 2003|09:53 am] |
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| | Beatles | ] |
A new picture, animation really. A fox thing with a ginormous head.
I want becca to get online. |
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| Memegen Quiz Thingymabob |
[Dec. 26th, 2003|08:33 am] |
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| | apathetic | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Humming of Computer | ] |
I was surfing the random sites and found a cool generator thing...
God of disease, fun. x_x
Not to shabby, eh? |
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| Morning |
[Dec. 26th, 2003|08:21 am] |
| [ | mood |
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| [ | music |
| | Rattling Heater | ] |
 
My tummy hurts....poor me. I finished Harpy Thyme by Piers Anthony (quite good) last night, no thanks to my mom. lol. My wonderful digital camera now works xDD yay! Pictures of me, isn't that not what you want to see? Haha I rhymed. And I'm not going to say that corny line. Lol. I have a scab on my knuckle which hurts, oh well lol. My mom's friends came over along with my grandma and my uncle, they pretty much stayed upstairs and talked while me and my brother and Wyatt, the friend's daughter was with us. She didn't talk much but we played Harry Potter Quidditch (i lost three games in a ROW! I'm a FAILURE! and it was the first time for my brother playing the game and the second time for me. You might think i would be a little better!) But then I practiced while they were eating food and beat the computer 2/2 and mt brother 2/2 xD all by catching the snitch. I'm a tad obsessed. |
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| Picture! |
[Dec. 25th, 2003|03:30 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | chipper | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Guitar Xmas Carols | ] |
Oh look a picture by my name! Art by Farhlight xD Isn't she good? |
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| Christmas Day |
[Dec. 25th, 2003|02:39 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | awake | ] |
| [ | music |
| | The Nutcracker | ] |
Yay It is christmas! I am thankfull lol. I got many gifts, whoop!!! My favourite ones are --->
1. Digital Camera that can record
2. Harry Potter Quidditch for my brothers Game Cube lol
3. Draco malfoy Figure
That stuff is always fun xDDD Later my mom's friend is coming over with her daughter and husband. They are OK. Marianne is a luuuucky bitch cause she got Witch Hunter Robin, and iPod, and a 1,000 freaking dollars from her gandpa. Sophia probably got something really good to which is good +^_^+ Sadly my parents dont like to give gift certificates so no money to hot topic *tear tear* But I can take thrity seconds videos! lol. The frickin batteries have to charge for twnety four hours which sucks but hey! lol.
I have a funny idea for a harry potter fanfiction. The titles would be "The Deatheater in Hot Pink" wouldn't that be funny tho? Huh? Huh? lmao.
Pictures!
It looks like Emily's Cat. The alien is so effing cool, I love her. The face was kinda my rebound when the fucking psp delted a funny looking harry potter, lol.
--Acidic Liquid |
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